A HERO FOR OUR TIMES
One fateful day as a child riding his bike in NYC, our hero (then known as Dave/y) found himself caught in the aftermath of a two-truck collision, one truck flinging hundreds of hip-hop CD's onto him, the other spilling unknown chemicals that bathed his body. The ungodly mixture infused our hero with amazing rapping abilities! Dave/y was forever after known as COTTON WEARY!
Now he is here to SAVE THE WORLD, NAY THE UNIVERSE from terrible, repetitive METOO hip-hop! So FUCK Scott Foley, FUCK Mr. Wallace, FUCK Father King, FUCK EM ALL!